10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe