10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.