10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.