10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier