10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."