10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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