10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"