10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed