10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.