10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A