10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Welcome to kicker school
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword