10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves