10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!