10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.