10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.