10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers