10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die