10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!