10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• im going to 2 out you to death