10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..