10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT