10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.