10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek