10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack