10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?