10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---