10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike