10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."