10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach