10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.