10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• It's Free To Fold...