10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.