10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.