10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike