10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP