10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Welcome to kicker school
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier