10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."