10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water