10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth