10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.