10 Random Poker Quotes

Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."