10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.