10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for loners.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."