10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer