10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant