10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword