10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen