10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare