10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.