10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."